The Dawn of the Paleo Era Is Upon…Well, Me

So today we’re starting on the Paleo Diet for May.  The sort of antithesis of Vegetarian, where you load up on meats, fish, vegetables, fats, nuts, and not a heck of a lot more.

The rules of eating Paleo are roughly simple: you try to live and eat like a caveman.  The theory being that our genetic makeup – being conditioned over some 100,000 years or so – is optimally tuned for being treated a certain way.  And that technological developments – such as agriculture 10,00 years ago, the industrialization of food 100 years ago, and the mass production of things like corn syrup only 30 years ago – allow our “bad” genes to express themselves in the form of diabetes, cancer, obesity, and heart disease, to name only a few.  The theory also says that if you “switch back”, you’ll be rewarded with weight loss, more energy, and less illness.

It’s a compelling theory, but if you consider how deeply those non-Paleo habits are intertwined into our lives, its not easy to just switch.  I found that pretty quickly today when I started my day, thinking this would be sort of like going on Atkins or South Beach.  When dieting, most Americans instinctively jump to salads, but with Paleo it cant just be any salad.  The one I ate today had both Parmesan Cheese and Orzo, both no-no’s.  You need to stay away from dairy and any type of grains.  Good note for tomorrow.

When I got home from work, I looked through my refrigerator and, Ill-equipped, I reached for hummus and some dried salami.  This is another gotcha.  Garbanzo beans (or any legume) are not considered Paleo, party because this was a Neolithic food, but primarily because they contain Lectin.  I wont go into why Lectin is considered bad (and its admittedly a source of debate among Paleo dieters) but that was a mistake.  Hard Salami contains corn syrup, and occasionally a whole list of unpronounceable ingredients depending on where its bought.

Later this month Ill go into some alternatives I’ve found for avoiding pitfalls.  Similar previous months, a lot of the tricks are just keeping your fridge stocked with the right stuff.  Until then!

 

Sugar Free

So, I went to see a sports medicine doctor today.  I’d thrown out my back last week and I told him it was basically my 3rd semi-major injury from boxing in a year.  He’s a great doctor, mostly because he looks at the whole picture, not just the acute injury.

After diagnosing what he considered to be 1 or 2 previously undiagnosed, unnoticed minor injuries he told me to quit eating sugar.  Cold turkey.  Sugar, carbs, even most sweet fruits.  According to him, sugar is the leading cause of inflammation in the body, which prevents you from healing, but also leaves your muscles in an injury prone state a lot of the time.

So coincidence non-unrecognized, I figured this month the Whats Good Challenge will be to live sugar-free.  So no cereal, limited breads and grains, and definitely no sweets.  And black coffee.  I, like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction takes his coffee with lots of cream and lots of sugar.  I predict this may be the toughest part.

More on this soon.

A Beer Guy’s Beer

So I figured while was at this whole Gluten free thing, I should test the waters on what I’d consider a tricky area for folks with true Gluten sensitivities: beers.  Now obviously this smacks right in the center of the problem area, that beers’ primary ingredients are wheat, barley, and rye.

Some quick reading on the topic shows that – as usual – this is an area open for debate, and that some beers (Corona for example) have only trace amounts of Gluten and for *some* people, it doesn’t pose a problem.

Debate aside, I went searching at Trader Joes and picked up a tall-boy of Green’s Amber Ale and a 6-pack of Redbridge Red Lager.  Both *terrible* beers.  Not undrinkable.  But to a steady beer drinker, not a good flavor at all.  You can read about the different types of sorghum and how gluten free beer ferments differently.  Which seems obvious, given that you’re removing one of the main ingredients.  Also obvious that you’d expect a much different flavor.  They are a little sweeter, feel a lot less carbonated, and – I dunno – they are tough to get used to, to say the least.

I asked a few friends at local Venice, CA haunts like Gjelina and The Tasting Kitchen and they recommended one called Brunehaut Amber Ale.  I recommend it.  It’s a Belgium beer and retains a lot of the same flavors as its Gluten containing cousins.  Redbridge is made by Anheuser-Busch which shouldn’t immediately disqualify it, but you do get the impression this beer was a marketing after-thought.

In any case, do your homework, and in doing so you usually learn a lot about what you personally like and which flavors appeal to you.  With any luck, youll find a good combination that’ll have you slogging about with your dive-bar hopping friends.

Post-Super Bowl Gluten-Free Super Hangover

So I had my first alcohol-present social outing on Sunday at friend’s Super Bowl party.  I’ve commented earlier that social settings can tend to be more tricky because you’re generally focusing on the social aspect, time can be tight, and often times you’re not in control of the food options.  Easy enough to avoid burger buns, fried potato chips, and candy…but a beer-less Super Bowl?  This was gonna be tough.

I’d been reading a lot beforehand and so I figured I’d stick with martini’s.  With potato vodka mind you, regular vodka is made with wheat.  This is a good trick, avoids the inevitable awkward “so you’re not drinking?” type questions, and also, you get really good and mixing a perfect martini.  Ciroc, by the way, is a potato based vodka, but I didn’t notice that the Ciroc bottle was a vanilla vodka, so my first martini was vanilla with olives and vermouth.  Advice: if this happens to you, eat the olives early, vanilla infused olives are gross.  Second martini, I went with Monopolowa vodka.  Much better.

One thing you’ll need to work on though is PACING.  Beers are low in alcohol content and are pretty filling, so you can drink 3 or 4 socially and be in pretty good shape.  Not the case with martinis!!  I am in rough shape today after drinking straight vodka for 6 hours.  So sip slow and take in water when you can.

Gluten free beers are a good alternative and Trader Joes has a really good selection of them.  Gluten free wheat alternatives are much more varied so the range of flavors in these beers is bound to be much more diverse.  Expect a post soon about Beer.  Not today though, I am all advil, all water for the next 8 hours.

Sushi?!? The Humanity!

Man, so here I am thinking I’m being good.  A bunch of us were working late and someone offered to buy food and sushi came up as.   Which sounded like a safe option, and kind of appealing since I’d be abstaining from even fish all January long.

But as it turns out, Soy Sauce actually contains Gluten!  This is tough one.  Some soy sauces come gluten free, but you have to search.  If you’re out, you can check the ingredients of the soy sauce at the restaurant you’re at – assuming its even posted – or even if the owners know the right answer (most places just refill their bottles with whatever they have that day).

Another option is that you find a place that has a special attention for this sort of thing.  This is the problem WhatsGood is trying to crack.  Open our app, seach by Sushi, keep your Gluten filter on, and only see results were you’re safe or where workarounds are available.

Cool right?  Cuz look, I’m not yet prepared to go sushi-free.

Uh Oh, Gluten

So after 2 days as a Gluten-free connesuir, I am here to report that this is some advanced shit.  Avoiding gluten isn’t as straightforward as avoiding meat.  Its in almost all breads, tortialls, pastries, beer (ouch), and whiskeys.  And it doesn’t stop there.  Some breaded fried foods even contain gluten.

So in 2 days, I’ve already slipped twice.  Being on-the-go is especially tough.  Social situations, business meetings, and new places are all tough.  Its generally that you have to make a decision quick and don’t necessarily know what you’re walking into.

This is really the use case we designed WhatsGood around: a guy walks into a restaurant, he should know within 10 seconds whats good, bad, or secret about the place, what the crowd thinks is best, and exactly which dishes meet your exact personal requirements.  If you’re avoiding carbs, beefing up at the gym, a raw foodie, or if you have a severe food allergy like nuts or shellfish….you should know this stuff right away.

Anyways, pitch aside, Gluten is a tough one.  And we’re trying to figure how to make it easy for you if that’s what you’re avoiding.  More on this in upcoming posts.

Getting Full

Boom, first thing out of the gate going vegetarian is not really the cravings for meat (which is what I’d expected), it’s the non-really-feeling-full part.  Someone had told me that Americans don’t grow up trained to eat plant based diets.  Unlike in Japan or India for example.  So we tend to think of salads which – I’m sorry – if you’ve eaten as an American carnivore for 30 years don’t sound that satisfying.

So my first couple days we’re rough.  I snacked a lot.  I forced down a couple of spinach and mushroom quesedillas (I hate mushrooms, btw).  Then I made friends with almonds, great source of protein and a great way to curb your appetite.

A good vegan friend of mine recommended potatos (potatos!!), tempeh, couscous, eggplant, and tofu.  Those all make good substitutes for when you’d usually expect chicken or beef.  And they’re filling.

There are a lot of great posts about keep resolutions, and one great recommendation is to remove temptations up front.  My girlfriend made a bunch of eggplant and tofu curry (which was amazing btw) as well as some tomato, kale, and goat cheese couscous.  Just having the leftovers around makes it a lot easier to eat well and not have to re-think each time you sit down for a meal.

Walking the Walk

So we here at WhatsGood figured all this talk about knowing what to eat when you go out might sound pretty hollow coming from a couple of meat eating, allergy less clowns like ourselves.

So we made a decision.  Each month this year we’re going to pick a new dietary restriction to take on and going the whole way with it, fulltime.  So one month, no dairy.  One month, no gluten.  One month, no shellfish (I hope you guys appreciate this!).

So starting this month, Ill be eating no beef, no pork, no fish, none of that delicious juicy marinated chicken or turkey.  And well be blogging about it to show what we’ve learned.  Bon appetite.  Ughh…..here we go.